Jokes about piano

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   Pianist in Tune?
A pianist and singer are rehearsing 'Autumn Leaves' for a concert and the pianist says, 'OK. We will start in G minor  and then on the third bar, modulate to B major and go into 5/4. When you get to the bridge, modulate back down to F# minor and alternate a 4/4 bar with a 7/4 bar. On the last A section go into double time and  slowly modulate back to G minor.'

The singer answers, 'Crikey, I don't think I can remember all of that.'
The pianist replies, 'Well, that's what you did last time.'

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	Pianist in Tune? A pianist and singer are rehearsing 'Autumn Leaves' for a concert and the pianist says, 'OK. We will start in G minor and then on the third bar, modulate to B major and go into 5/4. When you get to the bridge, modulate back down to F# minor and alternate a 4/4 bar with a 7/4 bar. On the last A section go into double time and slowly modulate back to G minor.' The singer answers, 'Crikey, I don't think I can remember all of that.' The pianist replies, 'Well, that's what you did last time.'

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	A Familiar Tune? 'Haven't I seen your face before?' Judge Cleary demanded, looking down at the defendant. 'Yes, you have, Your Honour,' the man answered hopefully. 'I gave your son piano lessons last winter.' 'Ah, yes,' recalled Judge Cleary. 'Twenty years!'

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Jokes about piano

Pianist in Tune?

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