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Topic: Jokes about piano

Posted By: pplu
Subject: Jokes about piano
Date Posted: 04 Dec 2018 at 4:08pm

Pianist in Tune?

A pianist and singer are rehearsing 'Autumn Leaves' for a concert and the pianist says, 'OK. We will start in G minor and then on the third bar, modulate to B major and go into 5/4. When you get to the bridge, modulate back down to F# minor and alternate a 4/4 bar with a 7/4 bar. On the last A section go into double time and slowly modulate back to G minor.'

The singer answers, 'Crikey, I don't think I can remember all of that.'
The pianist replies, 'Well, that's what you did last time.'

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Posted By: pplu
Date Posted: 04 Dec 2018 at 4:09pm

A Familiar Tune?

'Haven't I seen your face before?' Judge Cleary demanded, looking down at the defendant.
'Yes, you have, Your Honour,' the man answered hopefully. 'I gave your son piano lessons last winter.'
'Ah, yes,' recalled Judge Cleary. 'Twenty years!'

Posted By: Alice
Date Posted: 08 Dec 2018 at 5:02pm

My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with Linkin Park. But in the end, it doesn't even matter.

What is Jehovah's witness' favorite band?
The Doors.

What do you call an 80s synth pop band with a scoop of ice cream?
Depeche a la Mode.

Did you hear about that music composer who commited suicide?
He didn't even leave a note.

Being a soprano is a great opera tunity.

What was Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Ba-na-na-NAAA

What was stolen from the music store?
The lute.

How did the turkey win the talent show?
With his drum-sticks.

How do you make a million dollars playing jazz?
Start off with 2 million.

What kind of music are balloons afraid of?
Pop Music.

What's a bipolar person's favorite type of music?
Swing

What do you call a musician with problems?
a trebled man.

Whats the difference between and orchestra and a bull?
On the bull the horns are in the front and the asshole is in the back.

What does Eric Clapton and a cup of coffee have in common?
They both suck without Cream.

What did Miley Cyrus say to Billy Ray Cyrus?
Man, dad we have so many problems, I'm going to have to twerk them out myself.